If you thought that the ultra wide belt was hard to get used to these past few seasons, wait until you have to strut up and down the avenue with a serving platter strapped to your abdomen.Ok, so I exaggerate a a little. The belts that were featured as part of Topshop's runway show at London Fashion Week are not quite serving platters, but of course, on those rail-thin runway models, they still looked as big as dinner plates! As ridiculous as they look, I'm even more concerned about how comfortable these things would be if you sit down. If that model in the picture were to take a seat, it seems like the top of the disc would cut right into her diaphragm. Ouch.
It's Valentine's Eve, dolls. What are you up to? Prepping those final ingredients for a fabulously romantic dinner that you're cooking? Wrapping a tiny sparkling gift in pink and red paper? Doing your nails?
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1. Sting: I'm sure that performing live with your old band mates could get pretty hot. But I dare say that no amount of friction justifies a vest without a shirt. Sting, we know you're yoga hot, but even Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers could tell this look was lame.
2. Mary J. Blige's red jumpsuit: Mary J. changed outfits more often than most of us change our socks in a week, and while some of her decisions were spot on, the red halter jump suit was not. Wish she kept on her beige, belted gown for this number.
3. Jamie Foxx: You are the Foxx, we know that, but being the Foxx doesn't mean that you can dress like a waiter on Love Boat without raising a few eyebrows.
4. Shakira: Don't get me wrong, 3 out of 4 ain't bad, but when the offending one overwhelms the good ones, you can still find yourself on the list of Top Ten Worst dressed. Curls are tough, I understand, but teasing them up to Chaka Khan status is never the way to go.
5. Fergie: Had it been about six inches longer, this Badgley Mischka mini dress would have rocked the red carpet. But as it stands, Fergie-Ferg looks like she's wearing a cheap Victoria's Secret negligee with heels and diamonds.
6. Beyoncé: Yikes. Where you do even begin with that one? The fit? The wacked-out hem? The strangely gathered bodice? Anyway you slice it, this dress is a disaster.
7. Scarlett Johansson: The dress is bland, but passable. Her hair however is another matter entirely. I know that gentlemen prefer blonds, but I don't think that blanket phrase extends to include blonds with bad roots and unflatteringly light shades.
8. Nelly Furtado: Apparently, Nelly didn't get the memo about Bjork's Golden Globe dress disaster. White feathers with gold spangles might seem like a good idea in principle, but it always ends up making you look like a Vegas showgirl or a swan that has just been crowned queen.
9. John Mayer: Sneakers with a tuxedo isn't subversive -- it's just plain dumb. I'm embarrassed for you.
10. Paula Abdul: Three words: big, sparkly, bow. Let's hope she was drunk when she picked this one out.
We already know how much of a sucker I am for small, cute, girlish things that often come from the minds of the Japanese, and many of which involve a